IVE PRETTY MUCH DRUNK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF CHARDONNAY AND I WAS TRYING TO EAT SOMETHING BEFORE WORK SO I MADE SOME BLACK BEANS WITH ONIONS AND JUST HAD A MOMENT WHERE I FELT LIKE I WAS EATING GOAT SHIT DISGUSTING
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Holy shit
I ALLWAYS WANTED TO LIVE IN A VAN
(Source: goddess-of-smut)
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IM AT SOME STRANGE POINT IN MY LIFE WHERE I WILL SHAMELESSLY WEAR A SKINNY PUPPY TANK TOP IN PUBLIC IF I SAW MYSELF TEN YEARS AGO I WOULD HATE ME
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